Selling virtual learning – via rap?

I’ve recently been in touch with ON24 about their quite fun webinar advert:

Alas, they chose to concentrate on sales in their rap, hence the suggestion for a learning orientated one.

So can we perhaps come up with something?

Got to be better than the usual way of advertising synchronous virtual learning?

Disclaimer: whilst I have a, guilty secret, soft spot for Epic Rap Battles I'd suggest something with cleaner language.